CHIPOTLE
INTELLIGENCE
FAST FOOD. DEEP STATE.

YOUR ORDER.
UNDER WATCH.

Guac is extra.
Surveillance is included.

Access the intel ↗Meet $CI ↗
AN ENTIRELY UNOFFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY.
01 / A NEW KIND OF FOOD CHAINDECLASSIFY ↓100% MEME. ZERO CLEARANCE.
01 / THE INTELREAL HEADLINE. UNREAL TIMELINE.

You can’t
make this chip up.

The headline is real.
The burrito intelligence agency is us.

ANALYST’S NOTE

They connected the data.
We wrapped it in a tortilla.

SOURCE DOCUMENT / 001↗
WIRED16 SEP 2026

Chipotle is working with Palantir to track food safety risks.

WIRED reports that Chipotle is working on a food safety risk platform using Palantir’s Foundry software.

Read the original report ↗
OPEN SOURCE INTELLIGENCE[ DECLASSIFIED ]
02 / THE PROTOCOLHIGHLY UNQUALIFIED INTELLIGENCE.

Big data.
Small tortilla.

Welcome to the most unnecessary
agency in the food chain.

PHASE / 01

Order.

You wanted a burrito.
You got a backstory.

PHASE / 02

Observe.

Look into the guac.
The guac looks back.

PHASE / 03

Overreact.

Become unreasonably
invested in the lore.

03 / THE MEMENO CLEARANCE REQUIRED.
CHIPOTLE INTELLIGENCE

$CI®

Your lunch has entered the chat.

$CI IS LIVE

The contract.
Declassified.

The official Chipotle Intelligence contract address.

CONTRACT ADDRESS
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